03.07.00 #2
Dear Robin Givens,
Why do you look like Maria Shriver's skeletor sister? Why is your face so gaunt and hollow? You dropped that bonehead Tyson years ago, and your career has flopped, but you've been given a second chance! Mother Love wouldn't give her show to just anyone, now would she? You are the lucky lucky lady who gets to fake sensitivity, but inside, chortle like a mad woman when the guest on your show goes to the door, opens it and finds NO ONE standing there! Whoo! That is such a priviliged position. and yet, you look like a starved chicken. You have a major chicken head goin' on there girl. Or maybe you are trying for that lollipop body type. Either way, girl, you lookin' hit.
Now I'm not trying to be mean. I just want you to know that as a television personality, you have a certain responsibility to the public. And part of that responsibility is to project a positive image for your viewers. Anorexia is not a positive image.
You know, I want you to get help. It's an illness, Robin. Get help for the things that can be helped. We all know that you can't change your broken past. But don't make me get Janice and Arvid in here to stage an intervention!
girl, I'll forgive you if you stop lookin' like skeletor, but if not FORGET IT!